ADVICE
FROM BABY GUGA!!!
Here
I put advice for you and fellow babies.
If
you want to go to sleep nice and comfy, put peanut butter and
jelly all over your bed.
If
you want shiny skin, put aloe on yourself and mix it up with your
boogers.
If
you want attention, pee and pick your nose at the same time.
If
you want to fart alot and get the gasses out, drink alot of milk
and chocalate pudding.
If
you want to be very polite while sitting at a table, put your
flat bread on your lap, so nothing will fall on your clothes.
If
you are doing something and you need to go to the bathroom, just
do it in your pants.
The
end of Baby Guga's Advice (For Now!)
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